I Must Admit, I Am Tempted

Among my many flaws, I can consider myself a "hater". Yes, I usually hate on things that I believe are monumentally retarded, but when you have an ego the size of mine, you think a lot of things are retarded. Take vanity license plates. When I was a kid in the 1980s, I thought it was cool that KITT had a license that said "KNIGHT". Luckily I outgrew the idea of using David Hasselhoff-infused television to inspire my choices, or else I would be running around all the time in red swimming trunks and sporting a fro-mullet only a Bavarian could love. During my days of TVgasm, I thought it would be cool to have TVGASM on a license plate. And hey, I think that a plate that says "MOKERS" would be pretty cool. Still, they are called vanity plates for a reason, and while I may think I have some original ideas, I don't want to be one of those car drivers that people see on the road and then groan at how retarded their personal plate is. Therefore, until I can afford a place where I don't have to park on the street, I will leave the "ASS MAN" license plate to Cosmo Kramer.