Recently in The Valley Category
Every now and then, I come across a vanity plate that actually makes sense. I went on a hike with a friend who was walking her dog at Fryman Canyon and while I waited in the parking lot (why do girls always make you wait?) I spotted this plate on an FJ cruiser. I say it makes sense because it looks like the car was fitted with all the requisite gear for a weekend at Big Bear. The driver still could have been a poseur, but at least they got the look down.
Now that one may make sense, but this one has got me completely baffled. I do know that it was not Keifer Sutherland.
In this case, the sign said "AMP" and since those were the initials for my friend, I reached up to get the sign off of the pole. Normally I wouldn't just take someone's sign, but we had seen what looked like a casting call as we were walking to the restaurant and we figured that it was over by now. We were all kind of wondering what this casting call was, because it looked like a bunch of random skanks standing in front of a Bank of America in Studio City. And if you know The Valley, seeing a bunch of random skanks milling about for no apparent reason is not out of the ordinary, casting call or not.
We were almost to our car when somebody shouts "What are you doing with my sign! Hey, I need that!". It turns out that the casting call was for the new Anna Nicole movie starring Willa Ford. All of those girls that were dressed like hookers in front of the BofA were recruited as extras. They were going to be filming a recreation of the Playboy Mansion, and they were still thirty girls short of having a full house. Andrea and Angela were seriously thinking about becoming extras in what is sure to be one of the greatest movies of the century, but ultimately decided to pass.
As for me, I was intrigued, but as there would be no nudity, I decided to go home and finish the rest of the first season of Weeds on DVD.

