Guy Ritchie Always Makes the Same Movie and I Always Love It

When I was in college, I tried to explain to a friend of mine what I looked for when viewing a movie. My answer was "Fights, car chases, you know, pimpy gun shit." One of the most reliable directors for me has always been Guy Rithcie, well except for one movie in particular. Jason Statham has always been a fairly reliable actor, When I saw previews for The Bank Job, I naturally assumed that it was directed by Guy Ritchie. It's a story about bumbling criminals who try to commit a crime, but mess things up, realize they are in over their heads, and must do everything possible to avoid being killed by my organized criminals. That is the plot of almost every Guy Ritchie movie ever made!

I was going to boycott The Bank Job out of spite, but I noticed it was directed by Roger Donaldson, and I owe him a lot for introducing the world to Natasha Henstridge in Species. Guy Ritchie's does have a movie coming out this year, and although it doesn't have Jason Statham, he is sticking to the plot he knows best. In the meantime, enjoy this great short Guy Ritchie did for BMW. It stars Madonna, Clive Owen, and the E39 M5.