Duke Disappoints Millions in Win Against Overmatched Opponent

I absolutely love March Madness. Syrcause didn't get in for the second year in a row, but they had a lot of injuries, so I am not surprised. Like I said at this time last year there is always next year. However, last year's tournament brought first round losses for Duke AND Notre Dame. And what a heartbreaker with Duke! For me and all of the others who hate Duke (about 99% of the earth's population at the time of the last survey), there is nothing better than to see Duke's collection of scrappy white kids with bad hair cuts get beaten by a bunch of even scrappier white kids with even worse hair cuts. Belmont played almost perfectly the entire game, and then fell apart in the final 30 seconds. Either that, or Duke had been sleeping the entire time and decided to wake up. Either way, this probably means Duke will be in the final four, and I'll be making unintelligible screams for much of the next two weekends.

By now, you've already filled out your brackets, but I loved this link of the characters who ruin every NCAA office pool. I am clearly the last one, the Bracket Pro, because I like to pretend that I live college basketball, always mock people for having lots of "chalk" (i.e. picking the favorites) in their brackets, and I prepare a speech for every single pick. Thanks to MariusJanulisForThree for the original link.