OK. Actually This Guy Is More Ready For Football Than I Am

Massholes, have you no shame? This guy needed a lot of lotion to watch the Pats this year. Every win was another chance to pleasure himself to images of Tom Brady and Bill Bellichik, and with 17 wins and no losses for the Patriots, oh baby, he must like it raw.

I promised my friend IndianJones that I would watch the AFC Championship game with him this weekend. I am not sure if it can be worse than watching the Red Sox win another world series, but dudes like the jab in the video above really make me worry.