Some of My Biggest Fans

This is "George", from Coram, NY. For those of you not familiar with the East Coast, you would probably call him a douchebag from Long Island. His interests include "Working Out,Girls,Pounden Beers,Chillen wit my boyz,Partyin it up, Football, Boxing,Basketball, Wrestling, Music" . I am surprised he couldn't find space for "ill beatz, yo!" and "choken my chicken". Still, he doesn't have any god awful background music, so maybe there is some semblance of intelligence in there.


Say hello to MizZ gLitteR & gLamoRouS. Although she seems like a little bit of a floozy, she likes to dot her myspace profile with sage nuggets of wisdom like "people change". Miss G & G seems sweet, and she's actually pretty cute, and since I am completely superficial, that means she's OK in my book. But I will make fun of her for posting her celebrity look alikes, not because it's bad to look like Karolina Kurkova, but what kind of girl advertises that she has similarities to Ethan Hawke and Jon Bon Jovi? Her worst offense though is the music. I probably would have lasted the rest of my life without having to ever listen to Kyla, and now she has ruined it for me.

Here we have the tastefully-named all about my cake, im tryin to marry betty crocker nee, Kevin Roysden, sporting the tats, the hat, and all the thug stylez, you would expect from any person hailing from a predominantly white suburb of Cleveland. You make think that Kevin is going nowhere in life, but please, there is a poet inside waiting to get out. Just read his post on privacy:

Privacy. . . .the second most important thing in a relationship besides trust. . .to some it means nothing. . .to others it means a great deal. . .ever since the age of myspace/facebook, it has been easier than ever for us as a society to govern what our loved one is doing. . .but how far is too far?. . . .when youre reading their myspace messages?. . .now this is a trend that is common for both the male and female in the relationship. . .because privacy and trust are intertwined. . .one could argue that "I only read your message because I don't trust you". . .but now that you have been caught invading someone's privacy. . .now it makes them alittle weary on the trust factor. . .I know it's hard to resist seeing that new messages icon on myspace. . .or 1 new notification on facebook. . .but resist because in the end its probably nothing big. . .it never is. . .and if your loved one is messing around on you behind your back on myspace. . .then you have more problems then you're ready to deal with

I hope that Kevin can one day find the privacy he desires...and who knows....maybe complete sentences...and basic grammar can follow...




The final myspace example is JC. Wow, I wonder if JC is all about the Benjamins? For some reason, many people on myspace enjoy showing their world their masturbation material. JC's spank collection features Vida Guerra, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, and several members of the Boston Red Sox. Hurry up and message him ladies! He's rich (you can tell because he states his income on internet profiles) and modest (because despite his wealth, he doesn't want to flash pictures of any of his cars) and he wants kids "someday".




Another interesting link comes courtesy of a Black Flag message board. One of my Mii pictures was linked. This person doesn't suck, I just never though I would see any of my Mii pictures posted there. To tell you the truth, whoever it was did a good job with his/her RYP me.



Perhaps my favorite is hermajesty. She gets her name because she carries herself like a queen. hermajesty is "jaw dropping" and "curvy", but don't take her word for it, just look at the comments. "damn baby you already know you fine ass hell but ill let you know again that you the shit" How very romantic. I hope hermajesty finds baby daddy number two before it gets too late.